Soashable is the social messeger.
ORIGIN late Middle English: from Old French, or from Latin socialis ‘allied,’ from socius ‘friend.’ ORIGIN Middle English: from Old Northern French messanger, variant of Old French messager, from Latin missus (see message) . ORIGIN Middle English: from Old French, based on Latin missus, past participle of mittere ‘send.’
Given how Facebook and Twitter have turned our friendships into engagement metrics, and taken great liberty with how, when, and if they deliver our message... I think it's time for a social messenger.